Hi, I'm Eddy.
This blog is where we:
- Translate accountant-speak into actual human language
- Tell funny, awkward, totally true stories about money meetings
- Help you understand your numbers in a comical way
- Show how accountants and entrepreneurs can actually work together (and maybe even like it)
What You’ll Get Here
Each week, this newsletter features my two favorite characters:
Gary the Accountant → Buried in process and completely allergic to change.
Gidget the CEO → Fast-moving, big-visioned, and juggling twelve things at once. Also? She hates receipts.
Together, they’re building a company called Gidget’s Widgets. I’m still not sure what they make, but that doesn’t matter. What matters is how they make it—together.
They’ll butt heads, crack jokes, and somehow figure out how to build a better business (while surviving each other).
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It’s a one-pager of hilarious (and painfully true) translations like:
Accountant Says: “Your margins are thin.”
They Mean: “Every sale is stressing me out.”
You Should: “Raise prices. Cut costs. Both.”
But at least you’ll know what’s happening.
📬 You’ll Get:
- One email per week of the Accountant and the CEO going at it.
- Real talk about how to make your business more profitable.
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